Today we were on our way to a doctor appointment, when I stopped to run a long overdue errand. The store I needed to go in was right next to a Books A Million. As I was getting Skyler out of her carseat, she goes, “Mama, I see a letter B!” So I said, “You’re right, that is B! What’s the next one?” She says, “An O, and an O, and a K, and an S, like a snake!” She’s so dang smart! She can also write a capital A. Genius!
All of my favorite songs right now are by a former Hootie and the Blowfish member. What’s up white people! Class is in session and Darius Rucker is giving lessons in country. Pay attention!
I just noticed in some emails to a friend, that I referred to the stinking germs in our house as assassins no less than three times. I can’t help it. That’s the way I picture them: As miniscule, green globs of goo wearing masks and holding Chinese stars, which they are hurling at us every chance they get. Sort of like the Mucinex commercials mixed with Bruce Lee.
